To be trolled or feel funny on your bridal outfit is something inexplicable. Should you like to express it in your social media handle, all you need are some funny wedding dress captions for bride.
Worry not as in this blog, I suggest 53 humorous wedding dress captions for bride. Come, let’s check them out!
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53 Funny Wedding Dress Captions For Bride!
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Beautiful gown; in its weight I drown!
In my bridal gown, I look absolutely round!
Can sequins turn the bride into queen?
Walk down the aisle in your wedding gown; and let me know if it feels like a normal walk around!
Should I call myself beautiful or pitiful?
Talk of the town was my wedding gown; did anyone even see me frown?
This expensive gown and the wedding crowd made me feel like a clown!
Someone stamped my foot under my wedding gown; sadly I couldn’t even shout!
Outside the gown was glittering; but my insides were pricking!
Even the ground finds it difficult to hold this gown!
People want me to walk down and talk with them, in this outfit, like seriously?
Even the wind cannot win my bridal dress!
Can’t bridal wear weigh light?
This dress has got me overpowered. I cannot move anywhere!
Should my hands adjust the veil OR greet the guests?
Whenever I feel like drinking some water, I dread my belly becoming bigger!
It might look like my wedding gown flows; no one can truly understand my woes!
Am I an outfit stand? How long am I supposed to stand and let people enquire about its brand?
If you had ever been a bride, you would never ask for my outfit’s price!
I fake a smile and let people adore my style!
I have enough fans! I don’t want to dance!
One bridal tip; if you dance, you will trip!
I can’t believe I spent so many dollars, to only end up feeling my insides holler!
Should a bride feel comfortable OR look adorable?
All eyes on me, I cannot even glee!
I feel like a doll, but I cannot become one, my lord!
How long should I wear this and stay calm?
Oh no! I cannot even smile comfortably for a photo!
Can’t bridal wear weigh as comfortably and light as a night wear?
I cannot wait to have some fun, can’t I run?
I might look like the queen; but the dress doesn’t even allow me to lean!
I need to be slow; Or I am going to end up being a fun show!
Why should brides dress like the queen and not feel serene?
Inside I feel so struck; what use is this dress that cost me a trillion bucks!
All dolled up; when will this end?
Outside I am flaunting; insides are exhausting!
Even my wedding flowers wither, seeing me wear out in my bridal wear!
Dear giggling bridesmaids, you will soon become brides seeking my aid!
Can a heavy costume be a bride’s cause of gloom?
Bridal attire truly tires; look at the crowd remarking, “She is setting the stage on fire”!
When what you wear for glamour tests your bladder!
Dear Wedding Planner, why did you conspire against me in the name of glamour?
When the most-sought after bridal garment leads to a few hours of predicament, what should I do? Anyone?
Flaunting my gown, I walk down the wedding carpet and people around shout like they are in a fish market!
Sipping my lime mint, to act gentle with invitees who comment!
Someone spoiled my bridal gown with their drink letting my insides sink!
Someone or the other keeps stepping on my veil; damn it, I can’t even squeal!
When exchanging wedding vows, some invitees were commenting on my dress bow!
Marriage is a journey that begins by embracing a suit so heavy!
I couldn’t even converse properly with my partner, my outfit was a constant source of bother!
It doesn’t matter if the dress doesn’t suit me, but why does it bother me?
I thought I would happily flaunt my curves, but people were stirring me with their strange gazes!
All that caught my attention was the birds that were flying, as I was dying to change the clothing I was embracing!
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